i think someday you’ll meet someone new and you’ll fall madly in love and you’ll have moved on without even realizing it.

shit i've said on skype starter sentences
  • " i actually started a fire the other day. "
  • " i'm not even going to grace you with an answer to that. "
  • " you are the cutest of cutie pies. "
  • " OH MY GOD DID YOU FUCKING FLIP ? "
  • " birthday sex is the best sex. "
  • " listen, ho. "
  • " christ, don't remind me. "
  • " to be honest, the bitch can go. "
  • " you're officially a mate. "
  • " i'm frustrating myself. "
  • " you pretty much just said the same thing twice. "
  • " settle. "
  • " you're not allowed to be mad. "
  • " how about your dick ? "
  • " WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIPPING FUCK ? "
  • " you're high ? get higher. "
  • " i'm in a coma. "
  • " it's a motherfucking struggle. "
  • " __________ can punch me in the neck and i'll thank her/him. "
  • " fucking hell. "
  • " i will please you. "
  • " why would you say that ? "
  • " do not disrespect my child in this way. "
  • " you did this to yourself. "
  • " ACTUALLY HO I WOULD HAVE. "
  • " just killing the bad bitches. "
  • " YOU CAN JUST KILL THE OPPOSITION. "
  • " you know i'm right, goddammn it. "
  • " look, most of that was probably me. "
  • " i swear something is on my roof. "
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