Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

malleabilis:

ATTRACTIVENESS:

     repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

     grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

     not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

     never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

     i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

     i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

     worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed













you, my darling, you have stardust interlaced between the tips of your fingers, in the soles of your feet, in the downwards curve of your lips.

you, my darling, you are extraordinary.  you are a thousand suns exploding in a burst of light, with colors raining down upon your skin.

you, my darling, you are the words tripping out of a poor boy his mouth, all stutter and weak knees, because you are a hurricane, my darling, you obliterate everything in your path.

you, my darling, you are a galaxy waiting to explode, a mountain waiting to crumble, an ocean waiting to come to the shore. you, my darling, are meant to make yourself heard.

—  { kiki’s garden ; you, my darling, are meant for more than this, you know? }
(via ahprodithe)







stefansredporsche:

I came back for the anniversary of the sheriff’s death, I knew it would be a bad day for Caroline and I thought there’d be a good chance she’d show up and if she did I wanted to be there for her 













                     i  was  reading  through  caroline’s  wikia  and  i’m  just  once  again  reminded  of  how  good  caroline  actually  is  at  being  a  vampire  . her  mind  compulsion  is  outstanding  , having  compelled  a  nurse  when  she  was  just  turned  ( an  incredible  rare  skill  because  new  vampires  usually  have  to  be  taught  how  to  properly  use  compulsion  )  and  she  is  the  only  one  in  the  show  capable  of  tricking  the  mind  of  a  person  into  believing , for  example  ,  that  they  could  not  breath  or  subjecting  visions  of  spiders  crawling  all  over  their  body  ,  she  mastered   dream  manipulation  on  the  first  try  and  she’s  incredibly  strong  for  a  vampire  her  age  ,   having  been  able  to  fight  the  tomb  vampires  easily  ,  having  been  able  to  beat  both  damon  and  enzo  and  having  been  able  to  defeat  a  werewolf  in  human  form   with  much  ease  .  she  also  has  extraordinary  speed  ,  having  been  able  to  outrun  a  werewolf  on  a  full  moon  .  i’m  just  so  overwhelmed  by  caroline  forbes  . 







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              i’m  sorry  i’ve  been  so  absent  these  last  few  days  !  work  has  been  crazy  busy  &.  will  only  continue  to  be  so  .  i   have  to  work  the  entire  weekend  &.   only  have  a  day  off  right  now  &.  on  thursday  .  my  first  following  free  day  after  that  will  be  next  wednesday  .